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ajnerdess:

This is the best gif set ever

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

melodyofponds:

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

What just happened

melodyofponds:

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

What just happened

deedledumbs:

elinious:

thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard
If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.
The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…
Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.
The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

I’m just going to keep reblogging this until people start paying attention, because people aren’t.

me, too.

deedledumbs:

elinious:

thedoctorsonicedyouand:

darksideofthemoon007:

gottawork-out:

mustangheart:

beerinabox:

spacereblogsthings:

diablosita:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

signal boost 

DUDE

dude

dude

DUDE

can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

I’m just going to keep reblogging this until people start paying attention, because people aren’t.

me, too.

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

the-garden-of-delights:

"Princesss Mathilde Bonaparte" (1861) (detail) by Edouard Louis Dubufe (1820-1883).

the-garden-of-delights:

"Princesss Mathilde Bonaparte" (1861) (detail) by Edouard Louis Dubufe (1820-1883).

tardisandfeathered:

awwwwwwwww

well-ok-then-:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”


This is the greatest thing wow

well-ok-then-:

the-boy-in-the-trapper-hat:

An old man told me, “My opinion isn’t suited to this society. The internet has changed everything, and most adults don’t realise. Our 3 year olds know how to use iPhones and our teenagers haven’t seen a life without social networks. This generation was the first to be raised online and the internet has actually raised some of the finest, most unique people I’ve met.”

This is the greatest thing wow